WELCOME TO EUPHORIA
Are you ready?
That was a rhetorical question.
How could you possibly be ready. You cannot.
Humans do not get euphoria.
Like for real.
Euphoria is for genius giants only.
And that is what this gateway experience will begin: the surgically precise, excruciatingly exquisite and hellishly divine process of turning you into a Godhead. Because you are wired for magic, thriving is your natural state, and genius is in your fucking bones.
No matter what anyone else says.
Prepare to enter the wormhole and meet your Maker.
Gateway to Euphoria is $1,100 and is a digital journey.
See you on the inside.